Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

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In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

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Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

If you need me, call me. I donâ€™t care if Iâ€™m sleeping, if Iâ€™m having...

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If you need me, call me. I donâ€™t care if Iâ€™m sleeping, if Iâ€™m having...