Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

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When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

Romance isnâ€™t reserved only for the bedroom. Being affectionate, thoughtful and kind at other times...

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Romance isnâ€™t reserved only for the bedroom. Being affectionate, thoughtful and kind at other times...

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be...

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I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be...