Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

You can always say sorry but the real apology is when you hear the sadness...

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You can always say sorry but the real apology is when you hear the sadness...

No one will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you're...

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No one will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you're...