Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a romance,your wife is bound to interfere.

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a romance,your wife is bound to interfere.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and...

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Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and...