When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Picture Quote by Mr Bean, Picture Quote by Rowan Atkinson

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

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I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

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Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

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Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

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You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything