I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

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There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

I gave my best it wasn't enough You came and said we argue too much...

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I gave my best it wasn't enough You came and said we argue too much...

And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be....

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And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be....

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love

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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love

You can break down a woman temporarily but a real woman will always pick up...

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You can break down a woman temporarily but a real woman will always pick up...

If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

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If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

When your ex says 'you'll never find anyone like' me reply with 'that's the point'

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When your ex says 'you'll never find anyone like' me reply with 'that's the point'

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

People change. Feelings change. It doesn't mean that the love once shared wasn't true and...

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People change. Feelings change. It doesn't mean that the love once shared wasn't true and...

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected

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The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected

If you don't treat her right, don't be mad when another guy comes along and...

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If you don't treat her right, don't be mad when another guy comes along and...

If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...

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If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...