I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

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Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

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Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

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We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

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Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

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Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

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People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

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To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

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No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

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Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

I feel like I can conquer the world with one hand when you're holding the...

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I feel like I can conquer the world with one hand when you're holding the...