I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

In revenge and in love woman is more barbaric than man is

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In revenge and in love woman is more barbaric than man is

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained

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The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings

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Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings

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Frustrated because I can't tell if it's real. Mad because I don't know how you...

The wrong person always comes at the right time and the right person always comes...

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The wrong person always comes at the right time and the right person always comes...

I don't hate you, to be honest, I could never hate you. I just really...

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I don't hate you, to be honest, I could never hate you. I just really...

Love one another, but make not a bond of love, let it rather be a...

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Love one another, but make not a bond of love, let it rather be a...

Distance doesn't ruin a relationship, doubts do

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Distance doesn't ruin a relationship, doubts do

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

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There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

You can break down a woman temporarily but a real woman will always pick up...

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You can break down a woman temporarily but a real woman will always pick up...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

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If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...