I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I gave my best it wasn't enough You came and said we argue too much...

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I gave my best it wasn't enough You came and said we argue too much...

Excuse me first love, but we're through I need to taste a kiss from someone...

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Excuse me first love, but we're through I need to taste a kiss from someone...

If he loves you, you'll know. If he doesn't, you'll be confused

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If he loves you, you'll know. If he doesn't, you'll be confused

I don't hate you, to be honest, I could never hate you. I just really...

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I don't hate you, to be honest, I could never hate you. I just really...

You will never find the right person if you never let go of the wrong...

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You will never find the right person if you never let go of the wrong...

You don't want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share...

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You don't want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share...

Let me ask you something, do you have, like, an alarm in your head that...

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Let me ask you something, do you have, like, an alarm in your head that...

The heart was made to be broken

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The heart was made to be broken

The wrong person always comes at the right time and the right person always comes...

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The wrong person always comes at the right time and the right person always comes...

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings

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Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings

Let me tell you how you get 'Always' Peyton when a man asks you to...

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Let me tell you how you get 'Always' Peyton when a man asks you to...

If you love someone, tell them. For hearts are often broken by words left unspoken

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If you love someone, tell them. For hearts are often broken by words left unspoken

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...