I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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Never allow loneliness to drive you back into the arms of someone you know you...

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...