I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

Do you know why people cheat and lie? because they know it's easier to get...

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Do you know why people cheat and lie? because they know it's easier to get...

It is not that one woman That can fill his empty heart so he must...

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It is not that one woman That can fill his empty heart so he must...

They say try everything once, not everyone once.

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They say try everything once, not everyone once.

Infidelity does not come from a lack of LOVE it comes from lack of RESPECT.

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Infidelity does not come from a lack of LOVE it comes from lack of RESPECT.

If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

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If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

Women tend to believe that if another woman is either after a man or with...

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Women tend to believe that if another woman is either after a man or with...

Some people treat relationships as a video game they play them and when they get...

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Some people treat relationships as a video game they play them and when they get...

When someone is mistreated by the one they love, they begin to believe that is...

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When someone is mistreated by the one they love, they begin to believe that is...

You accuse a woman of wavering affections, but don't blame her, she is just looking...

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You accuse a woman of wavering affections, but don't blame her, she is just looking...

I wish never have to feel the pain when he goes home to his wife

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I wish never have to feel the pain when he goes home to his wife

Behind every untrusting girl is a boy who lied, cheated, and broke his promises to...

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Behind every untrusting girl is a boy who lied, cheated, and broke his promises to...

Don't cheat. If you're unhappy, just leave

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Don't cheat. If you're unhappy, just leave

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...