I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

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The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

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Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

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Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world, since the payment is...

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Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world, since the payment is...

In this house.. We are real; We make mistakes; We say I'm sorry; We give...

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In this house.. We are real; We make mistakes; We say I'm sorry; We give...

Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

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Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

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Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

Your parents may not be perfect but they are the most precious gift god has...

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Your parents may not be perfect but they are the most precious gift god has...

Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

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Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

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I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

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Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear

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A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear