I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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Your parents may not be perfect but they are the most precious gift god has...

No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

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No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

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When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points...

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He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.

A man should never neglect his family for business.

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A man should never neglect his family for business.

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When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

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I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in...

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What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in...

Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

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Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

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The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...