When nothing goes right.... go left.

When nothing goes right.... go left.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

Everyone smiles on the same language

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Everyone smiles on the same language

Be so busy loving your life you have no time for hate, regret or fear.

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Be so busy loving your life you have no time for hate, regret or fear.