When nothing goes right.... go left.

When nothing goes right.... go left.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Sometimes our only option in a challenging situation is to send someone unconditional love

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Sometimes our only option in a challenging situation is to send someone unconditional love

Let your faith be bigger than your fear.

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Let your faith be bigger than your fear.