When nothing goes right.... go left.

When nothing goes right.... go left.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

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The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

If you don't know why you want what you want, you won't know it when...

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If you don't know why you want what you want, you won't know it when...

Whatever you can vividly imagine, you can achieve. Everything in your world and everything around...

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Whatever you can vividly imagine, you can achieve. Everything in your world and everything around...