You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Picture Quote by Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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Cultivate your curves they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

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Cultivate your curves they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

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Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

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When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

I have found men who didnâ€™t know how to kiss. Iâ€™ve always found time to...

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I have found men who didnâ€™t know how to kiss. Iâ€™ve always found time to...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner you'd better...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

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There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

Sex is emotion in motion.

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Sex is emotion in motion.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Between two evils, I always pick the one i never did before

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Between two evils, I always pick the one i never did before

Don't keep a man guessing too long he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

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Don't keep a man guessing too long he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...