Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've done it thousands of times

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've done it thousands of times

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.