Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've done it thousands of times

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've done it thousands of times

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...