Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've done it thousands of times

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've done it thousands of times

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

Hold fast to dreams, For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird, That cannot...

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Hold fast to dreams, For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird, That cannot...