If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I would have exactly one dollar. Thanks, Mom

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I would have exactly one dollar. Thanks, Mom

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear

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A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear

If u call someone ugly do not think you are pretty

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If u call someone ugly do not think you are pretty