She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

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Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

If you want to know where your heart is look to where your mind goes...

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If you want to know where your heart is look to where your mind goes...

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Let's always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of...

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Let's always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of...

Love is a verb. Love is doing, saying, showing. Never think just saying you love...

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Love is a verb. Love is doing, saying, showing. Never think just saying you love...