She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and...

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living...

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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

In relationships, one sign of a problem is having repeated versions of the same fight...

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In relationships, one sign of a problem is having repeated versions of the same fight...

Love is not needing, but wanting.

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Love is not needing, but wanting.

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

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Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

The people who want to stay in your life will always find a way

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The people who want to stay in your life will always find a way