Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Picture Quote by Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much