The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

Picture Quote by Colin Chapman

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

If love be rough with you be rough with love Prick love for pricking and...

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If love be rough with you be rough with love Prick love for pricking and...

Everyone tries to impress that special someone, but if you can't get them by being...

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Everyone tries to impress that special someone, but if you can't get them by being...

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...