If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Picture Quote by Garfield

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

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When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

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It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a...

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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a...

For small beings such as we the vastness is only bearable through love

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For small beings such as we the vastness is only bearable through love