You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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Love and time those are the only two things in all the world and all...

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Love and time those are the only two things in all the world and all...

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...

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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...

Love and time, those are the only two things in all the world and all...

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Love and time, those are the only two things in all the world and all...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

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When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

New love is so beautiful, time just makes it ugly

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New love is so beautiful, time just makes it ugly