You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...

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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...

Love and time, those are the only two things in all the world and all...

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Love and time, those are the only two things in all the world and all...

Love and time those are the only two things in all the world and all...

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Love and time those are the only two things in all the world and all...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...

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If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...

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