You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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Love and time, those are the only two things in all the world and all...

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Love and time, those are the only two things in all the world and all...

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...

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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...

Love and time those are the only two things in all the world and all...

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Love and time those are the only two things in all the world and all...

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

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Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.

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Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.