Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Picture Quote by John Wilmot

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

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Children may close their ears to advice, but they keep their eyes open to an...

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Children may close their ears to advice, but they keep their eyes open to an...

Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

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Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

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You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

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Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

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Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

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Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

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Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

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Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...