Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Picture Quote by John Wilmot

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

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Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

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Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

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Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

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You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

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Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...