Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Picture Quote by John Wilmot

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

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Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

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Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

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Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

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You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

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Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

Let your children develop their own damn opinions.

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Let your children develop their own damn opinions.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...