When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars under the...

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Topics: Funny Picture Quotes

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...

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A wife says to her husband