What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

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On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

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Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

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Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

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What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

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Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace

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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

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I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

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Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

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Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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