My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Keep calm and love dogs

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Keep calm and love dogs

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves

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The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

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The best therapist has fur and four legs.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

I like when people open up to me, I feel like they can trust me...

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I like when people open up to me, I feel like they can trust me...