My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

Topics: Animals Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes, People Picture Quotes, Trust Picture Quotes

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Keep calm and love dogs

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Keep calm and love dogs

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

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The best therapist has fur and four legs.

The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves

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The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

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If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

There comes a time when we must expose our weaknesses. When our secrets can no...

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There comes a time when we must expose our weaknesses. When our secrets can no...

People ask me why is it so hard to trust and I ask them why...

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People ask me why is it so hard to trust and I ask them why...