Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Stupidity Picture Quotes

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

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Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time...

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Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...