Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Stupidity Picture Quotes

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.

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She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.

Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time...

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Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time...