When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Picture Quote by Leon Blum

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Mother Picture Quotes

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

Let your children develop their own damn opinions.

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Let your children develop their own damn opinions.

Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

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Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

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You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

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Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

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Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

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Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...

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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...