When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Picture Quote by Leon Blum

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Mother Picture Quotes

Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

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Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

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Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

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Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

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Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

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As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I...

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As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I...