When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Picture Quote by Leon Blum

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Mother Picture Quotes

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

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Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

Let your children develop their own damn opinions.

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Let your children develop their own damn opinions.

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

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Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

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As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

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Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

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Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

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Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

Children may close their ears to advice, but they keep their eyes open to an...

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Children may close their ears to advice, but they keep their eyes open to an...

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

In a child's eyes, a mother is a goddess. She can be glorious or terrible,...

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In a child's eyes, a mother is a goddess. She can be glorious or terrible,...