Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to myself

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to myself

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes, People Picture Quotes, Thinking Picture Quotes

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

Enjoy every moment you have because in life there are no rewinds, only flashbacks

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Enjoy every moment you have because in life there are no rewinds, only flashbacks

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving

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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving

Education is not the learning of facts but the training of the mind to think.

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Education is not the learning of facts but the training of the mind to think.