So many books, so little time.

Picture Quote by Frank Zappa

So many books, so little time.

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Without deviation from the norm, Progress is not possible

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Without deviation from the norm, Progress is not possible

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...

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The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...