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What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Computers make excellent and efficient servants but I have no wish to serve under them.

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Computers make excellent and efficient servants but I have no wish to serve under them.

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....