Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

When nothing goes right.... go left.

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When nothing goes right.... go left.

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it