All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Irish Quotes, Nationality Quotes

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy

The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower.

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower.