Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Quote by Spike Milligan
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
It's all in the mind, you know.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
Our happiness depends on wisdom all the way.
We must laugh before we are happy for fear of dying without having laughed at...
The man who loves his country prefers its liberty to all other considerations, well knowing...
Resource-constrained environment [are] fancy Pentagon words that mean there isn't enough money to go around.