Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Enemies Quotes, Money Quotes

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

Reading is like the sex act-done privately, and often in bed.

Reading is like the sex act-done privately, and often in bed.

There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and an...

There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and an...

They say you can read faces. Well, if that is true, you can read the...

They say you can read faces. Well, if that is true, you can read the...