Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Enemies Quotes, Money Quotes

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to...

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to...

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy