There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

Quote by Drew Carey

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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...