As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for…

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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...