There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Politicians are a set of men who have interests aside from the interests of the...

Politicians are a set of men who have interests aside from the interests of the...

Most political leaders acquire their position by causing large numbers of people to believe that...

Most political leaders acquire their position by causing large numbers of people to believe that...