About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their own...

Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their own...

Power without principle is barren, but principle without power is futile. This is a party...

Power without principle is barren, but principle without power is futile. This is a party...