About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

In a world where change is inevitable and continuous, the need to achieve that change...

In a world where change is inevitable and continuous, the need to achieve that change...

This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going...

This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going...

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of...

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of...