If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Common sense is as rare as genius, - is the basis of genius

Common sense is as rare as genius, - is the basis of genius

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.