Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Quote by Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
All I know is what I read in the papers
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily...
An extensive knowledge is needful to thinking people- it takes away the heat and fever;...
No degree of knowledge attainable by man is able to set him above the want...