Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

Nature is always behind the age.

Nature is always behind the age.