Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Quote by Will Rogers

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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If...

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If...

The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place,...

The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place,...