The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these…

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Love Quotes

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.