From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

A bad worker quarrels with his tools

A bad worker quarrels with his tools