From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

When you love someone so deeply they become your life, it's easy to succumb overwhelming...

When you love someone so deeply they become your life, it's easy to succumb overwhelming...

Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they...

Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they...