I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery, it's the sincerest form of learning.

Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery, it's the sincerest form of learning.

Do not repeat after me words that you do not understand. Do not merely put...

Do not repeat after me words that you do not understand. Do not merely put...

The human is indissolubly linked with imitation: a human being only becomes human at all...

The human is indissolubly linked with imitation: a human being only becomes human at all...

What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it

What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it

Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

Avoid popularity if you would have peace.