Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?