Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?

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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind

Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind