Happy Leap Day...An extra day to deal with stupid people.

Topics: Funny Quotes, Leap Year Quotes

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be...

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be...

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so...

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so...

Happy Leap Day, apparently the only day on which it's acceptable for a woman to...

Happy Leap Day, apparently the only day on which it's acceptable for a woman to...

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...