Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Quote by Garry Trudeau

Topics: Funny Quotes, Graduation Quotes

Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete...

Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete...

In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on...

In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on...

I don't think so, but it's always in the back of my mind that many...

I don't think so, but it's always in the back of my mind that many...

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the...

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the...

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up...

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up...

I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises...

I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises...