Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Quote by Satchel Paige

Topics: Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings Quotes

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to...

Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to...

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate...

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate...

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding...

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding...

If a man can beat you, walk him.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

Avoid running at all times.

Avoid running at all times.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down...

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down...

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to...

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to...

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what...

When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what...

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.