I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Quote by Imelda Marcos

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People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a...

I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a...

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become.

My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become.

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

I am beyond logic and rationality.

I am beyond logic and rationality.

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have...

Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

Nouveau riche is better than no riche.

Nouveau riche is better than no riche.

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.