I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Quote by Imelda Marcos

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I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

They call me corrupt, frivolous. I am not at all privileged. Maybe the only privileged...

They call me corrupt, frivolous. I am not at all privileged. Maybe the only privileged...

I am beyond logic and rationality.

I am beyond logic and rationality.

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become.

My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become.

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love...

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love...

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a...

I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a...

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...