I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Quote by Imelda Marcos

Topics: Funny Quotes

We practically own everything in the Philippines.

We practically own everything in the Philippines.

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role...

The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role...

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

They call me corrupt, frivolous. I am not at all privileged. Maybe the only privileged...

They call me corrupt, frivolous. I am not at all privileged. Maybe the only privileged...

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

I am beyond logic and rationality.

I am beyond logic and rationality.

Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort; rather, it concerns the basic...

Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort; rather, it concerns the basic...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

'Tis a sort of duty to be rich, that it may be in one's power...

'Tis a sort of duty to be rich, that it may be in one's power...

A man's real possession is his memory. In nothing else is he rich, in nothing...

A man's real possession is his memory. In nothing else is he rich, in nothing...

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,...

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,...