I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Quote by Imelda Marcos

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Nouveau riche is better than no riche.

Nouveau riche is better than no riche.

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love...

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love...

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

I have a different way of thinking. I think synergistically. I'm not linear in thinking,...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort; rather, it concerns the basic...

Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort; rather, it concerns the basic...

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is...

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

Extravagance is the luxury of the poor; penury is the luxury of the rich

Extravagance is the luxury of the poor; penury is the luxury of the rich

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.