I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Quote by Imelda Marcos

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My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become.

My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become.

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

Nouveau riche is better than no riche.

Nouveau riche is better than no riche.

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a...

I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their...

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love...

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love...

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort; rather, it concerns the basic...

Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort; rather, it concerns the basic...

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am...

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's...

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.