I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

Quote by Richard Simmons

Topics: Funny Quotes, Goodbye Quotes

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by...

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by...

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you...

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Never swap horses crossing a stream

Never swap horses crossing a stream

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed....

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed....

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in...

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in...

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...

Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked...

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked...

I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...

I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of...

Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of...