Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and propose to their man! Guys will be avoiding their woman today.

Topics: Funny Quotes, Leap Year Quotes

In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you...

In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you...

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Love has no age, no limit; and no death.

Love has no age, no limit; and no death.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly...

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of...

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of...

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are...

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are...

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

Happy Leap Day, apparently the only day on which it's acceptable for a woman to...

Happy Leap Day, apparently the only day on which it's acceptable for a woman to...

Happy leap day everybody. You only get one every four years so make sure you...

Happy leap day everybody. You only get one every four years so make sure you...