Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: God Quotes

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School...

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School...

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to...

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to...

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Religion is just mind control.

Religion is just mind control.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...