Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

Topics: Funny Quotes, Procrastination Quotes, Work Quotes

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.

My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And...

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done,...

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done,...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...