Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Quote by Jimmy Durante

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Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin'...

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin'...

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your...

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your...

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

I hate music, especially when it's played.