Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

The Soviet Union is an Evil Empire, and Soviet communism is the focus of evil...

The Soviet Union is an Evil Empire, and Soviet communism is the focus of evil...

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too...

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too...

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

The greatest security for Israel is to create new Egypts.

The greatest security for Israel is to create new Egypts.

Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer.

Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer.

Government has laid its hand on health, housing, farming, industry, commerce, education, and to an...

Government has laid its hand on health, housing, farming, industry, commerce, education, and to an...

To grasp and hold a vision, that is the very essence of successful leadership -...

To grasp and hold a vision, that is the very essence of successful leadership -...

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses...

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses...

Public servants say, always with the best of intentions, What greater service we could render...

Public servants say, always with the best of intentions, What greater service we could render...

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:...

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:...

They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.

They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.

Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.

Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And...

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And...

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have...

Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have...