Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

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What makes him think a middle aged actor [Clint Eastwood], who's played with a chimp,...

What makes him think a middle aged actor [Clint Eastwood], who's played with a chimp,...

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.

If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

How can a president not be an actor?

How can a president not be an actor?

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day...

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day...

Its difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isnt...

Its difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isnt...

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as...

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't...

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't...

We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military...

We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military...

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too...

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too...

No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually,...

No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually,...

Facts are stupid things.

Facts are stupid things.

No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for...

No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for...

Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it...

Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it...

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...