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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...

A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

That glorious vision of doing good is so often the sanguine mirage of so many...

That glorious vision of doing good is so often the sanguine mirage of so many...

Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.

Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.

I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after...

I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after...

Plunge boldly into the thick of life, and seize it where you will, it is...

Plunge boldly into the thick of life, and seize it where you will, it is...