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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college....

The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college....

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.

Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

6 problems of students: Love life, Grades, Exams, Assignments, Teachers and most of all PAPERS.

6 problems of students: Love life, Grades, Exams, Assignments, Teachers and most of all PAPERS.