Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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The discontented man finds no easy chair.

The discontented man finds no easy chair.

Poverty, Poetry, and new Titles of Honor, make Men ridiculous

Poverty, Poetry, and new Titles of Honor, make Men ridiculous

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.

If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.

Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting,...

Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting,...

It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce...

It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce...

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

God helps those who help themselves.

God helps those who help themselves.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Take Courage, Mortal; Death can't banish thee out of the Universe.

Take Courage, Mortal; Death can't banish thee out of the Universe.

Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.

Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

He is a fool who cannot be angry; but he is a wise man who...

He is a fool who cannot be angry; but he is a wise man who...

Many have quarreled about religion that never practiced it

Many have quarreled about religion that never practiced it

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

Pride is said to be the last vice the good man gets clear of

Pride is said to be the last vice the good man gets clear of

He that can have patience can have what he will.

He that can have patience can have what he will.

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be...

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be...

A place for everything, everything in its place.

A place for everything, everything in its place.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.