Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new...

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new...

He does not possess wealth; it possesses him.

He does not possess wealth; it possesses him.

If you desire many things, many things will seem few.

If you desire many things, many things will seem few.

He'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear

He'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand...

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand...

Take Courage, Mortal; Death can't banish thee out of the Universe.

Take Courage, Mortal; Death can't banish thee out of the Universe.

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.

Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

The sparks fly in his face.

The sparks fly in his face.

Pride is as loud a beggar as want, and a great deal more saucy

Pride is as loud a beggar as want, and a great deal more saucy

When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.

When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.

Beware the hobby that eats.

Beware the hobby that eats.

The Family of Fools is ancient

The Family of Fools is ancient

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays...

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays...

You have been the oldest friend I have ever had. Thank you for being such...

You have been the oldest friend I have ever had. Thank you for being such...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Heap on more wood! the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will,...

Heap on more wood! the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will,...

The idea that any one of our religions represents the infallible word of the One...

The idea that any one of our religions represents the infallible word of the One...