Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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If you have time don't wait for time

If you have time don't wait for time

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind...

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind...

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

If you'd have it done, Go: if not, Send

If you'd have it done, Go: if not, Send

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good.

Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good.

Those that won't be counseled can't be helped.

Those that won't be counseled can't be helped.

Clean your finger before you point at my spots.

Clean your finger before you point at my spots.

Lying rides upon debt's back.

Lying rides upon debt's back.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man...

It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man...

A place for everything, everything in its place.

A place for everything, everything in its place.

Leisure is time for doing something useful; this leisure the diligent man will obtain, but...

Leisure is time for doing something useful; this leisure the diligent man will obtain, but...

Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

Nothing is more fatal to health than an over care of it.

Nothing is more fatal to health than an over care of it.

Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other.

Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other.

Experience proves that none is so cruel as the disillusioned sentimentalist

Experience proves that none is so cruel as the disillusioned sentimentalist

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his...

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his...

Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.

Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.