Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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God works wonders now and then; behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top

In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top

Everybody's human-everybody makes mistakes. If you laugh it off and keep going and try to...

Everybody's human-everybody makes mistakes. If you laugh it off and keep going and try to...

A penny saved is a penny earned.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct.

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct.

Ill Customs & bad Advice are seldom forgotten.

Ill Customs & bad Advice are seldom forgotten.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

Hunger is the best pickle.

Hunger is the best pickle.

The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom too fine spun

The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom too fine spun

Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have,...

Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have,...

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor...

The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor...

Time is generally the best doctor.

Time is generally the best doctor.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

A rabbi should not despair if people do not do as much as they should....

A rabbi should not despair if people do not do as much as they should....