I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Quote by Marty Feldman

Topics: Funny Quotes, Television Quotes

Money can't buy poverty.

Money can't buy poverty.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball...

Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball...

I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy, very sexy. It's a...

I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy, very sexy. It's a...

Beauty is as relative as light and dark. Thus, there exists no beautiful woman, none...

Beauty is as relative as light and dark. Thus, there exists no beautiful woman, none...

A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bustline, her ability to...

A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bustline, her ability to...

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter...

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter...

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a...

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a...

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards...

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards...

A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's...

A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's...

If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by...

If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by...

It is a silly question to ask a prostitute why she does it.. These are...

It is a silly question to ask a prostitute why she does it.. These are...

Surely the hypocrites strive to deceive Allah, and He shall requite their deceit to them,...

Surely the hypocrites strive to deceive Allah, and He shall requite their deceit to them,...

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to...

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to...

All married women are not wives.

All married women are not wives.